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THE GREAT GARDEN GNOME MASSACRE

Sale price USD $34.98 Regular price USD $59.99

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THE GREAT GARDEN GNOME MASSACRE
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This “Great Garden Gnome Massacre” lawn ornament might be the greatest lawn ornament of all time.


DON'T WORRY - only eats gnomes. Dogs, mailmen, and neighbors are 100% safe. Perfect gifts for gnome lovers or haters, Moms, Dads, Daughters, grandparents. Wonderful housewarming gift.


HIGH QUALITY - handcrafted and made from durable resin material.
Big enough to be noticed but small enough to fit on a bookshelf.

5 x 5.5 x 9.5 inches,1.33 pounds.Perfect size for many locations.

Guaranteed to make the number of gnomes in your garden greatly decrease.

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